Apologies for the weird lighting. Matt uses energy efficient light bulbs, which I am pretty sure cause blindness if you stare at them directly for too long. They also flicker in a seizure-inducing fashion and sometimes make noises. I dislike them.
Also, taking a self-portrait with a netbook webcam is fairly difficult.
Last, I am pretty sure I will never have not-cowlicky bangs, no matter how old I get.
I'm going to be carded forever.